Day 91

(Note: This would/should have gone up on Saturday, June 14, 2014. It did not.)

You know, every time I get ready to right another one of these big headings for a new book of the Bible, the intro music to STAR WARS comes into my head. Every. Single. Time.

DUNNNNN dun dun dun… dun dun d-dun… da da DA da da DA da da da da da DA da da DA DAAAAAA da da da DAAAA daaa…

You get the idea.

Oh man. So awesome. Get ready for

The Third Book of Moses Called


Boom! Look at that font! Even better than the last one.

So not that I had ever given it any thought, but I now realize that “Leviticus” is some Latin bastardization of something related to the Levites. The priestly types.

Oh yeah, new category.

Leviticus 1

Oh, that feels fresh. And Leviticus is only 27 chapters! I’ll knock this one out in less than a month.

This book is all like, “Kill the bull, bleed ‘im out, skin the corpse, wash the guts.” Leviticus opens like a heavy metal album cover.

Leviticus also gives handy tips on how to sacrifice a bird to the Lord.


(Two more to go…)